prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

(via cockyloki)


Q
imagine a dragon who hoarded librarians and every so often knights come to rescue them and the librarians get very upset because the dragon is quiet and reshelves everything neatly and the knights are Very Annoying
Anonymous
A

thegreenanole:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

can I just

I like this idea. :)


cockyloki:

angelus80:

its-awesome-turtle-time:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s  name is  meatloaf

and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long

And I’m still wondering how intact the money was after being pulled out from between the paws :)

I want meatloaf as my butler


ophelia-tagloff:

silver-emerald:

"What kind of fanfiction do you like best?"


I hear you singing the song of my people.

ophelia-tagloff:

silver-emerald:

"What kind of fanfiction do you like best?"

I hear you singing the song of my people.

(via cockyloki)


heckvevo:

oh my

heckvevo:

oh my

(via ruinedchildhood)


Finding an RP partner who runs with your batshit crazy ideas is like finding the holy grail.


(via humbleduck)


msjewbooty:

please do not criticize the things i do for my own enjoyment

(via khanyoujohnlockndropit)


violetxxvenom:

Again, to all the porn blogs that follow me, are you here for feminism, comic books, and crocheting? If you’re not then you might see my confusion.

(via captain-krazy)


thelesserhalf:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

ally0mazing:

There can only be one logical explanation for this:

Voldemort has returned….

MY DEAR

I’M AFRAID YOU HAVE

THE GRIM

What’s the grin? 

Not the grin, you idiot! THE GRIM!

Taking the form of a giant spectral dog, it’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s the omen of death

(via the-art-of-fangirling)